OtterChef

The flashing of lights, the screams and boos of the crowd, the weight and pressure of the rest of the room but lastly the pain. All she could feel was pain; it was intoxicating, rhythmically washing over her body like a large rock enduring the oceans waves. And then it was over, she was over, her life as she knew it was over. But, this isn't always necessarily a bad thing. She woke in a familiar hospital bed, the clinical sterilised smell invading her nostrils once again. She looked down at her body and inspected the damage, her foot covered in black bruises, like she had stepped in multiple punnetts of blackberries, blueberries and the like

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My great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after Fireworks because you'll only end up with a Insouciance in your Ear." I never quite understood his advice until one Hanukkah, I was gardening with my best friend Felicity. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was Cyclopean and spooky sounds came from deep within. Felicity saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!